This is my snow-covered tree. I insist this, despite what Adam says. "Snow-covered dreams." Pfft. My dreams aren't snow-covered at all. They all piled into a hot air balloon and took off for warmer climates. So I'll have to make do with a snow-covered tree, at least until March 17 when I get on a plane and chase my dreams out to the Caribbean.

My life fucking sucks right now. Seriously. Obviously it's true, because I hate the word 'fuck' and I usually avoid it as much as possible. But it fucking sucks. I hate relationships. I hate boys. Except that I love boys, and I would be completely fucked if it weren't for my men. Maybe I should become a lesbian. Except I hate girls WAY more than I hate boys. Girls are conniving, grudge-holding, squealing bitches. Way worse than boys.

Men are so simple. And yet my life, which is mostly filled with men, is a mess. How can this be, you ask? Obvious answer: I am female. I am a freaking girl. I'm an irrational, selfish, conniving, grudge-holding bitch. If I were a guy... I wouldn't be in this mess.

What's the mess? I know you're dying to know. Well, either you already know, or I'm not going to tell you. Just let me tell you, I wish I could live in three separate realities... try out three different relationships with no consequences... then I would know what I need to do. Or at least what I want to do. I'm not even sure about that anymore.

Seven weeks till spring break. Seven weeks that might determine the rest of my life. Seven weeks of hell before my 4 days of paradise. Seven weeks...