Things I have decided I need:
1. A new computer. Ok, ok, ok. A new[er] graphics card is really all I need. And I only need such things because I want to play a certain game that I just learned is supposed to be released in September. But anyhow, a new computer would be much grander and gloriouser than simply a graphics card, so I'll stick with that. And besides, if it weren't for the people that I happen to know, a graphics card would be a pointless purchase because I am too much of a hardware idiot to know what to do with it. Yes, I WAS a computer science major. Yes, I DID graduate summa cum laude. No, I DON'T know anything about my computer. I just happen to be very good at being a student. Isn't the educational system great? :P
(Joe laughed at me yesterday because my current graphics card is an antique. Well, phooey on him. ;) Hey, if it's so old it must have been ahead of its time, since it plays my current Sims game tolerably well.)
2. A hooded sweatshirt. Because I've been borrowing Joe's for the past week or two, and he might like to have his clothes back at some point.
3. A rosary. Because I don't have one. And I know the one I want too, I just haven't gotten around to ordering it yet. Always seems like there is more important stuff to be spending my money on. Like, my car, which needs new brakes, again.
4. A new car. Well, not really. But it would be nice.
5. A haircut. Because my hair is so long now that it won't stay up in a proper ponytail; it gets bottom-heavy and sags. For the past month I've been folding my ponytail in half to keep my stupid hair out of the way.