Psychological Disorder Number 4867:



I have a problem with saliva. I am so anal about it that when my boss hands out the paychecks each week, I don't open mine until the end of the day, despite the fact that I receive it at 10AM. Reason being? He hands them out as soon as he has signed and sealed them all into envelopes, and the envelope glue, licked by him just moments before, is still wet and sticky. Yuck.



Not that I need to look at my check immediately anyway, since it is always for the same amount. :P But still.



I have issues.