When it comes time for me to have my babies, and I am finally able to bless (curse?) them with the names that I've been carefully selecting for most of my remembered life, I will do my very best to actually call them by these names.
Or at least, when they end up with nicknames (which they inevitably will -- just ask Bean), these nicknames will be unique and personal.
In short: I will not constantly refer to them as "the baby". :P